Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Sex Scandals - Right and Left


Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.
Voltaire

Ok, so maybe I can't pin today's big sex scandal on Hillary (I still want to, though). I saw a couple of international newspapers doing it earlier today. Probably because nobody in the international community had the faintest idea of who Eliot Spitzer is, until now (and also because it's fun to come up with adjectives when the story concerns the Clintons and sex scandals). If you haven't caught the story I'm talking about yet (you live in a fucking cave!), I'll lay it out for you.

The Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, have been listed by police as part of a high-class prostitution ring today. He is now under pressure to resign his post. Spitzer is a Democrat, and a well known supporter of Hillary Clinton for President. The ironic thing about him being caught as part of a prostitution ring is the fact that the NY gov. is known for being an ardent "fighter" against (you guessed it...) - prostitution. He especially devoted much of his time to this issue while holding the office of NY attorney general.

Seeing as today's political sex scandal was that of Democrat's, I started thinking about something else that is ironic. Namely the fact that everytime a Republican is involved in such a scandal, he always seems to be found down on his knees in a men's room somewhere. However, when a Democrat finally makes the news for his saucy behaviour, he's involved in HIGH-CLASS prostitution ring. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

The Republican party has in later years come to be known as the gathering of the filthy (non-philanthropistic) rich-, gay bashing-morons. A group one would suspect had quite a few members who dabbled in the areas of society where one might find high-class prostitution rings. On the other hand, the Democrats have become increasingly accepting of the gay-lifestyle, and let's not forget; more and more concerned with the issue of poverty. A party who's members one might find in a men's bathroom with a penis in their mouth.

So even if we can't give Hillary grief for today's sex scandal, at least we can find humour in the ironic element each scandal brings with it. (And btw) I'm sure we can get little miss Clinton on something tomorrow.

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3 comments:

Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

I’m a small peAce-de-resistance of a Larger Picture. God bless you.

Dr. Kold_Kadavr_flatliner, M.D. said...

Cool. You left it up. Perhaps you won't be so slow to take this one down. The time has come when we ALL must choose which side we stand on: doesn’t matter if you’re a Demogod or Repulsionist; doesn't matter if the filthy rich control U.S... doesn't matter if you believe in UFOs - aren't they a part of God's universe, too? We must focus on how to please God. Why? We only have 77ish years - only 2 realms after death, dude, and 1 of ‘em ain’t too cool. Choose Right, choose the Light, and win thy fight. the Warning shall come from Heaven sooner-than-you-think. I hope you’re prepared. Meet me in Heaven. God bless you.

Dr. Kold_Kadavr_flatliner, M.D. said...

God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility. -1 Cor 11:1